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in 2008 there was the great plague wich saw many brinsworth people fall ill. during this time a magic person called sian cooper come to the rescue. she was the curer of all evil and the one who saved brinsworth. much to joe fentons relif as his girlfriend lives there. sian was happy with her efforts but they wer shortly undone when the millenium bug found its way to the councils main computer this caused devistation and the whole of brinsworth was wiped out by a massive nuclear bomb called dave. the only thing that survived was the little stray dog named george this is a nice dog with four legs its really cute. |
in 2008 there was the great plague wich saw many brinsworth people fall ill. during this time a magic person called sian cooper come to the rescue. she was the curer of all evil and the one who saved brinsworth. much to joe fentons relif as his girlfriend lives there. sian was happy with her efforts but they wer shortly undone when the millenium bug found its way to the councils main computer this caused devistation and the whole of brinsworth was wiped out by a massive nuclear bomb called dave. the only thing that survived was the little stray dog named george this is a nice dog with four legs its really cute. |
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the man to save Brinsworth in this time of need was none other than stone cold steve austin who went to margerat thatchers house to see if she would help again when she answered with no he opened a can of woop ass on her. and beat down her boyfriends candy ass. when he phoned his friend the rock they came together with the help vince they got the whole of the wwe together and built brinsworth back up with ther amazin strength. the rubbish wrestlers were given this job while the good ones got the job of making babies with the sexy female wrestlers. |
the man to save Brinsworth in this time of need was none other than stone cold steve austin who went to margerat thatchers house to see if she would help again when she answered with no he opened a can of woop ass on her. and beat down her boyfriends candy ass. when he phoned his friend the rock they came together with the help vince they got the whole of the wwe together and built brinsworth back up with ther amazin strength. the rubbish wrestlers were given this job while the good ones got the job of making babies with the sexy female wrestlers this is to increase the population of brinsworth back up to its original 3 million before the bomb. |
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with brinsworth being near the m1 it has great transport links for the wrestlers to have got in some timer and raw building materials. as tony tiger would say there great :) |
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joe fenton meanwhile was with his girlfriend (you know how it goes) when they herd the news that there was going to be a new brinsworth. they jumped at the chance to go. nicole survived as she was at joes (u can guess what they were doing) at the time of the bomb. |
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porn is banned in brinsworth as people are naked and that is rude |
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awwwwwwww arnt babies with big heads cute ok maybe not but phil archer is a teacher and he is rate cool. |
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what as this got to do with brinsworth i hear you say |
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well that is a total new story my friend |
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it starts back in the future with a big ship called an areoplane this was a magical thing that transported people to the land of the birds before landing them in a forign country not that england is very english anymore. but anyway. phil once tried this magic ship and he liked it and as he was on the plane he saw a beutiful place which he later found was brinsworth this is the reason he named his new born baby with a big head. brins man archer |
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[[Joe fenton]] spent his earlier years in the village, taking his eleven plus at the primary school, which he failed because he is thick. The parish church is St Andrew and is joint with St Mary at [[Catcliffe]]. Local pubs are the ''Fairways Hotel'' on ''Bawtry Road'' and the ''Three Magpies'' on ''Bonet Lane''. |
[[Joe fenton]] spent his earlier years in the village, taking his eleven plus at the primary school, which he failed because he is thick. The parish church is St Andrew and is joint with St Mary at [[Catcliffe]]. Local pubs are the ''Fairways Hotel'' on ''Bawtry Road'' and the ''Three Magpies'' on ''Bonet Lane''. |
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| Brinsworth | |
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| Population | Expression error: "8,950 (2001)" must be numeric |
| Metropolitan borough | |
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| Region | |
| Country | England |
| Sovereign state | United Kingdom |
| Post town | ROTHERHAM |
| Postcode district | S60 |
| Dialling code | 01709 |
| Police | South Yorkshire |
| Fire | South Yorkshire |
| Ambulance | Yorkshire |
| UK Parliament | |
Brinsworth is a village and civil parish in the Metropolitan Borough of Rotherham, in South Yorkshire, England. It is situated close to the River Rother between Rotherham (to the north-east) and Sheffield (to the south-east). At the time of the 2001 census it had a population of 8,950.
History
Brinsworth is located about one mile south of the site of a Roman fort at Templeborough. Remains thought to be part of the Roman road called Icknield Street, which passed the fort, were discovered on White Hill in 1948, between Brinsworth and Canklow.[1] Other Roman remains found on White Hill by a team led by Dorothy Greene, Keeper of Roman Antiquities at Rotherhams Clifton Park Museum, included nine roads in a grid 926 ft by 490 ft at grid reference SK420905[2]. In addition, walls of buildings were traced including what may have been a temple platform,[1] and pottery dating from the late 2nd and 3rd centuries was found.[2] This area has been suggested as one of the possible locations for the Battle of Brunanburh, which took place in 937.
The earliest known written reference to Brinsworth appears in the Domesday Book of 1086, where it is referred to as Brynesford, a name thought to mean 'Bryni's ford'. At this time the land was mostly 'waste', having been decimated in the 'Harrying of the North' that took place following the Norman conquest of England, and it was divided between Roger de Busli and William de Percy. The village grew in the 19th century as coal mines were sunk in the surrounding area, and by 1891 the population was 1,656.[3] New housing estates were built around Brinsworth in the 1950s, increasing the population to its current level.
in 2008 there was the great plague wich saw many brinsworth people fall ill. during this time a magic person called sian cooper come to the rescue. she was the curer of all evil and the one who saved brinsworth. much to joe fentons relif as his girlfriend lives there. sian was happy with her efforts but they wer shortly undone when the millenium bug found its way to the councils main computer this caused devistation and the whole of brinsworth was wiped out by a massive nuclear bomb called dave. the only thing that survived was the little stray dog named george this is a nice dog with four legs its really cute.
the man to save Brinsworth in this time of need was none other than stone cold steve austin who went to margerat thatchers house to see if she would help again when she answered with no he opened a can of woop ass on her. and beat down her boyfriends candy ass. when he phoned his friend the rock they came together with the help vince they got the whole of the wwe together and built brinsworth back up with ther amazin strength. the rubbish wrestlers were given this job while the good ones got the job of making babies with the sexy female wrestlers this is to increase the population of brinsworth back up to its original 3 million before the bomb.
with brinsworth being near the m1 it has great transport links for the wrestlers to have got in some timer and raw building materials. as tony tiger would say there great :)
joe fenton meanwhile was with his girlfriend (you know how it goes) when they herd the news that there was going to be a new brinsworth. they jumped at the chance to go. nicole survived as she was at joes (u can guess what they were doing) at the time of the bomb.
porn is banned in brinsworth as people are naked and that is rude
awwwwwwww arnt babies with big heads cute ok maybe not but phil archer is a teacher and he is rate cool.
what as this got to do with brinsworth i hear you say
well that is a total new story my friend
it starts back in the future with a big ship called an areoplane this was a magical thing that transported people to the land of the birds before landing them in a forign country not that england is very english anymore. but anyway. phil once tried this magic ship and he liked it and as he was on the plane he saw a beutiful place which he later found was brinsworth this is the reason he named his new born baby with a big head. brins man archer
Joe fenton spent his earlier years in the village, taking his eleven plus at the primary school, which he failed because he is thick. The parish church is St Andrew and is joint with St Mary at Catcliffe. Local pubs are the Fairways Hotel on Bawtry Road and the Three Magpies on Bonet Lane.
References and notes
- ^ a b Wood, Michael (2001). "Chapter 11. Tinsley Wood". In Search of England: Journeys into the English Past. Berkeley: University of California Press. pp. pp. 212–213. ISBN 0-520-23218-6.
{{cite book}}:|pages=has extra text (help) - ^ a b "Roman Britain in 1948: I. Sites Explored". The Journal of Roman Studies. 39: p. 101. 1949.
{{cite journal}}:|pages=has extra text (help) - ^ "History of Brinsworth". Brinsworth Parish Council. Retrieved 2007-03-25.
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